1. I'd watch this film.
2. That's what I've been saying!!!
3. Goddamnit, who pushed the button???
4. Now THAT'S a good prank. Not the public nuisance stuff you see on TikTok.
6. And this one.
7. Hey! I'm working on it with my squats!
8. Hell yeah!!!
9. X Æ A-Xii, you know what to do.
10. The pen is mightier than the sword!
11. Another solid(s) prank. (Get it?)
12. Those darn alligators — such a terrible influence!
13. I almost feel bad laughing. Almost, but not quite.
14. These pipes are metal as hell!
15. Stop giving me attitude, flour!
16. Looks like Marge has a new job!
17. This trash can's missing a few knives in it. Actually, a LOT of knives in it.
18. Man, DVDs are getting smaller and smaller these days!
19. I felt this one hard.
20. And this one. 😭
21. Hey, if you bring your seven-year-old into Victoria's Secret, you gotta be okay with them seeing some googly-eyed nipples.
22. There's a reason your friend didn't remove this.
23. Ladies and gentlemen, this is now a crime scene. *CSI theme starts.*
24. Watch out! The Fonz could be anywhere!
25. Mean, yet effective!
26. Poor Bill. :(
27. They bright out the blacklight every week, so be warned.
28. A+ revenge.
29. Is this a challenge? 👀
30. Go piss, girl!
31. That seems like a harsh punishment. At least give them SOME warning!
32. Guess I need to find a new recycling spot.
33. Libraries have sure changed since my day!
34. Hey, no judgement here!
35. Gru = trans confirmed. ✅
36. I'd like to add "hire a lawyer."
37. When it's this good, yes.
38. Finally, a platform I can get behind.
39. Hard agree.
40. Thanks for the advice, king. 🫡
41. Another heads up! Ah, sorry (ducks) — I meant heads DOWN!
42. Might as well make getting rid of old furniture fun.
43. Made it even better than the original!
44. Now this is a religion I'm interested in.
45. This question mark is the equivalent of a "this you?" tweet.
46. Dang flabbit! Why am I even here?
47. Y'know, I think we need a little more childish humor in this world.
48. I hadn't thought about it, actually!
49. I stand by both stickers here.
50. I bet a man couldn't even find this if it was parked right in front of him.
51. I'll admit it. I laughed. Look, I'm a simple woman.
52. No worries, I have no fucks left to give!
53. I love that song!
54. And here I was wondering why my boyfriend's new cologne was making me so hungry!
55. It's just rude!
56. I don't know if I believe this one. Sort of an opposite "the lady doth protest too much" situation.
57. I'd buy this.
58. Very helpful correction, thank you!
59. What in the...
60. He's actually scarier this way, IMO.
61. You can say that again in this housing market.
62. Basically the same message!
63. It shouldn't count as vandalism if it's funny.
64. Or if it looks cool.
65. I'm gonna start carrying around googly eyes for this kind of thing.
66. Told you they'd come in handy!
67. You know what to do, dummies!
68. I'll try my best!
69. Darn it! That's the second time this week!
70. Too late — I already passed 69!
71. WHY ARE WE SCREAMING??!?
72. Argh! That's too many Bills!!!
73. A message I can get behind.
74. He certainly shouldn't.
75. "How bright" is not the question I'd think to ask, personally.
76. It's only polite.
77. "Please do no ouch" is basically a modern-day "do no harm." I'm into it.
78. I see why she married you.
79. They're just confirming receipt of info!
80. And what exactly goes down in this "pubic area"? Never mind, I don't want to know.
81. I'd have more than one question for this ride, actually.
82. Isn't every day?
83. Beware! Men carrying large planks of wood nearby! Or surfers! Or both!
84. You don't need to tell me twice!
85. Ah, a fellow human with a ~sophisticated~ sense of humor.
86. Can't beat those nut prices!
87. He's just enjoying a cold one!
88. Always use a condom, y'all!
89. They made it more accurate, IMO.
90. That'll fix it!
91. Careful, pirate crossing!
92. Sometimes I feel this way, TBH.
93. So...it's *not* Peter's church?
94. New York's hottest club is...
95. Clever!
96. $50 seems a bit steep for IKEA.
97. You said it, not me!
98. Someone's not a McDonald's fan, I see.
99. SpongeBob references always hit.
100. ♫~ I always feel like somebody's watching me! ~♫
101. And finally...that's right. Keep that in mind, folks!

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