There’s An Entire Subreddit Dedicated To The DIABOLICAL Ways Restaurants Serve Food And, Yeah, A Lot Of These Are Going To P*ss You Off

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Posted 18 hours ago

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Two burgers served atop a brick, with a caption expressing surprise at the presentation style at a trendy restaurant

Comment asking humorously if an object is a brick

Subreddit: r/WeWantPlates

Empty round plate with ridged edges on a marble surface

Two pulled pork sliders with coleslaw skewered on top of a hollow brick-like base on a plate

Two sanitary pads on trays with spoons, topped with a red, jam-like substance

Scale-shaped serving tray with samosas and sauces on small plates in a restaurant. Dining table setting with a person partially visible

Dining table with a candle, a hand pouring water or wine, and a dish of crispy balls nestled in herbs

Large piece of grilled beef jerky displayed on a stand, accompanied by sauces, a bowl of soup, and a salad on a dining table

Long, narrow dessert dish with a golden surface, topped with a raspberry and citrus slices. Two spoons placed on a textured mat beside it

Person holding a massive banana split dessert in a metal dish shaped like a sink's plumbing. Text on image reads "We cleaned the sinks"

Pizza served on a skateboard as a platter, topped with arugula and other ingredients, on a wooden table

Fried chicken sandwich on a square pedestal plate with a sign reading "Bun Appetit," served with waffle fries and a drink in a burger-themed restaurant

Hands open a combination lock on a wooden box. A glass of water and a paper are nearby

A person in a fluffy sweater opens a chest revealing a white statue hand, candles, and art supplies on the table

Decorative hands in a box with candles and pastries, next to a person's arm holding the lid

Charcuterie board with hanging salami, crackers, cheese, grapes, cornichons, and honey on a wooden board, set on a marble countertop

Tacos displayed on a rack with small bowls of rice and beans on a wooden board, set on a restaurant table

Bacon strips hanging on hooks on a rack over a tray, with small bowls of dipping sauces on the side

Popcorn in a wooden shoe-shaped bowl on a wooden table, next to a glass of wine

Miniature blue dresser with drawers holds a croissant, placed on a restaurant table along with cutlery and a mineral water bottle

Large food container used as a water glass filled with ice and two straws, next to a plate of food

A person holds a brown paper bag and a coffee tray with two cups. They're sitting outdoors by a road

A platter with hummus topped with sprouts, served with pita bread on a wooden board

Person with a thinking emoji over their face at a restaurant. Table displays a creative dish resembling art, with breadsticks and sides

Bloody Mary topped with pepperoni pizza slice, fried chicken, deli sandwich, garnishes, and fries

21. Imagine your partner asks you out to dinner. You order a bunch of sides. After you order, they tell you that they're breaking up with you. The waiter brings out this monstrosity. Your partner throws a $20 on the table and walks out. It's the last time you'll ever see them. At least you have zucchini fries to make yourself feel better. But the weight of the chicken keeps making the zucchini fries drift upward. So, you're crying, and you have to keep spinning the wheel to get the zucchini fries to the bottom. You've never been so alone.

Ferris wheel-shaped food holder on a table, displaying various fried snacks in baskets

Broccoli florets arranged like a tree on a decorative stand at a restaurant

Vintage typewriter converted into a bill holder on a wooden table in a busy café setting

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