58 Tweets From March That Prove Black Twitter Remains Undefeated

white chris brown lowkey https://t.co/U0lVbfNfdA

— clementine (@ilyclemmie) March 1, 2026

HMRC when the Dubai evacuees arrive back in the UK: pic.twitter.com/X9kZLLrj42

— Ash (@theashrb) March 1, 2026

They ‘bout to have a lil Mary from Sinners. https://t.co/SpzWJCXSbW

— Me (@KirkWrites79) March 2, 2026

good to see her working after beyoncé beat her up https://t.co/EzNaHT4CYb

— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) March 2, 2026

Her mama named her The Screen Actors Guild Awards, so I’ma call her just that.

— f thot fitzgerald (@ianolympio) March 2, 2026

they in the comments talking bout “not you venus” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/ZJUawju36x

— tyris ✰ (@TYRISPRINT) March 6, 2026

ate u tf up omg. https://t.co/owKUaJfq6I

— gbae⋆lola (@gbennylola) March 4, 2026

Joseline was right https://t.co/L6xBaq9G6u

— i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) March 5, 2026

boots that’s my protein boost https://t.co/sqjzdaLhp8

— monty (@monty_avo) March 6, 2026

Not in the mood https://t.co/oaSIlXz52o

— Jalen θ (@ReikiMaster333) March 5, 2026

Ain’t no. https://t.co/LgMBf7YR2y

— Cindy Noir✨ (@thecindynoir) March 5, 2026

Wait!!! if we the new adults who gone be the pastors😭

— 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ (@Laura_arma_ni) March 6, 2026

Someone called Fredro Starr "Evil Pharrell" and now I can't unsee it. Lmao 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ychS6vX0u1

— Chi (@__Poisonivyyy) March 5, 2026

Washing and rinsing a sieve is just rage bait

— Adaora💕🫧 (@nifes_n0tes) March 5, 2026

kardashians payola vs the 3 etsy witches i commissioned to wish on his downfall https://t.co/yKMWxUzLyS

— ≧∀≦ (@laeswrld) March 6, 2026

me pretending to care how the weed smells when the plug puts it to my nose pic.twitter.com/GBQY8tGYqk

— 𖤐 (@vapefuls) March 7, 2026

Happy women’s day to women who just wan dey mehn

— Ms. (@ohiaofeh) March 8, 2026

Soul ties are a myth, take a shower and block that ngga

— TSHIA (@tshianki) March 8, 2026

Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease. https://t.co/zeC6JjBp4O

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) March 8, 2026

Me if l ever marry a doctor and we have a fight: pic.twitter.com/Cbcx2UOAD3

— 𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 💎 (@tsitsiii_t) March 9, 2026

raven baxter https://t.co/lzyb4RyaVU

— Dolly (@DOLLDILAH) March 10, 2026

Sure in person but they had already been in contact via lightskin telepathy. https://t.co/fSQdamgBtS

— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) March 10, 2026

whoever photoshopped that hand with the gun , i wanna let you know this shit been irritating me for about 22 years now… https://t.co/hFy5KXTzYp

— fresh (@fauxfresh) March 10, 2026

niggas walking with a pretty lady always wanna be friendly, greeting everyone and shit 😂 https://t.co/Nzyr5DcI66

— 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 (@lordbrazes) March 10, 2026

I know she was whispering loud as fuck https://t.co/el2152vOmx

— Timmy :) (@Timmyd124) March 12, 2026

I still laptop in bed. Some of us are keeping traditions alive. https://t.co/XyO036JQbh

— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) March 12, 2026

Dinner wit Jay Z ass ngga https://t.co/Y8h7v5yNC6

— out the way (@_trillustrator) March 12, 2026

I seen fries & a pool & immediately thought of Meek Mill https://t.co/4vINqnXm9X

— i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) March 12, 2026

A win is a win but LMFAOOOOO wtf https://t.co/35DclxYEHG

— B… (@branmattic) March 12, 2026

tried avocado today and it tastes like vaseline.
you people can lie.

— dani.⭐️ (@chukwunonyerem_) March 13, 2026

If you had Limewire as a teenager, you’re a Data migration specialist.

— Detail 👸🏽✨ (@joyflashnflair) March 14, 2026

Music Stole, Chile https://t.co/KutQPk6zAB

— Rod (@rodimusprime) March 14, 2026

jack harlow's racial identities https://t.co/SAiixXotGK

— Tayoncé Defense Attorney (@lesbeyonsay) March 15, 2026

uk prison is just first year uni halls https://t.co/DsqxayND3k

— BIBA WILLIAMS (@buwi6) March 16, 2026

First carton of good milk we’ve gotten in years https://t.co/nu9FuhuRSV

— D.A.R.E Capo (@YungYinkv) March 16, 2026

what y’all wearing to the show? Me: pic.twitter.com/X9M74a3NtZ

— Niche African (@killahBEENbee) March 18, 2026

bro just started reading the bible and got hyped that he's in it https://t.co/1MeOGJgpSw

— Al Shipley (@alshipley) March 18, 2026

“They stepping on toes bad up in here, hide ya feet” pic.twitter.com/SBx6zu9KUZ

— JazzTheGenre (@bigfairee) March 20, 2026

what happened to babying your girl why tf y’all be treating me like a soldier

— miia (@miiagarro) March 21, 2026

Calling somebody house & asking to speak to they daughter wasn’t for the weak 😭😭 https://t.co/flMxsRJEGE

— Bo_ (@Bo_850) March 21, 2026

Chappell: pic.twitter.com/E8t1b2ybyZ

— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon) March 21, 2026

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

pic.twitter.com/vmy0Zyw3hN

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 22, 2026

Just tell them that their jollof is the best, they'll sign any deal.😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/C5VJvKpkre

— Emeodi Mba (@EmodiMba) March 21, 2026

I need to know who on Viltrum is a loctician 😭😭😭 they got barbers and loctician and somehow they are always angry trying to end something pic.twitter.com/U5UvMv20h7

— OmegaStorm ⛈️ Commissions Opened (@OmegaStorm0) March 21, 2026

Iran, meningitis, 2 plantains for £1. London got about 3 hours left

— … (@Unkle_K) March 21, 2026

That’s a handbag…. The designer is cooking https://t.co/mpDVs7nc0L

— J (@JordizzleJ) March 21, 2026

beenie man and beenie maam https://t.co/CjrOq5AtPl

— i told niggas chill (@LanoMSM540) March 21, 2026

They shoulda got kinky curly bundles, maybe even Malaysian curly. Not this body wave! https://t.co/sDJMstZlLn

— Michelle Thomas 🤭 (@TheBaddestMitch) March 23, 2026

Just applied for a job at Yankee Stadium. I’m making it to that Hov show by any means necessary.

— 🇬🇩 (@OhCoco) March 23, 2026

The Family Meeting: https://t.co/XriVGBZh1Z pic.twitter.com/R7tascumNF

— Mela Yela (@_melayela_) March 24, 2026

So did she https://t.co/olNvVEX9dL

— Qadi (@Bigqadi) March 24, 2026

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— ѕσℓαηgє 🐝 (@thatssoyoncee) March 26, 2026

nigga workin for da wrong Saints https://t.co/prxXTlnTWq

— JP 𖣂⍣ (@Awakenjp) March 28, 2026

These kids aren’t old enough to remember that screenshotting wasn’t a feature that always came with your phone, you had to download an app to do it😭 Screen Muncher days😭

— s (@sfergs_) March 29, 2026

nigga was typing up this ai prompt wit tears runnin down his face https://t.co/K4JJsjA9yC

— Corn ✧⍣ (@cornski) March 27, 2026

I hope they use this as a case study as to why men are no longer buying houses https://t.co/1mjtjb2Nc2

— Reji (@RejiYates) March 26, 2026

remmick waiting outside https://t.co/3Qy7Tkc5gw

— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) March 29, 2026

Guys paid £50 to run after gunna but when women wanted £50 flowers it started a discourse. Icl man suttin ain’t right 😂😂

— XOTS 🇯🇲 (@priv_xz) March 29, 2026