29 Absolutely Unhinged And Hilarious Things People Have Actually Posted On The Internet That I Cannot Stop Thinking About

That’s the good stuff.

1. A stunning new logo:

Hand-drawn doodle of a "Garlic" logo, where the letter "C" encircles the word "ARLIC" on lined paper

2. A perfect logo:

T-shirt with distorted text suggesting "CAPITAL JIZZ FEST." Comment discusses how the design fails to clearly spell "JAZZ."

3. Exactly what you want to see:

Electrical panel with visible sparks and potential fire hazard

4. A scientific breakthrough:

A slice of ham is placed on a person's hand, comparing skin tone to the ham. Text reads: "I am the same color as Lunchables ham."

5. Express shipping:

Humorous social media post showing a package delivery date set for 30 December 2037, 12 years later than expected

6. A common mistake:

A potted plant encased in cement with dead branches. Caption: "I planted my hibiscus in cement and it died. WTH!"

7. A heartfelt entry:

Lined paper with "Mad" written at the top, implying the start of a journal entry

8. An uncle's revenge:

A hotdog on a plate has a cigarette butt on it, with cheese scattered around. Text above describes how it happened

9. Something we've all had to do:

A motorcycle is parked in a storm drain tunnel with graffiti on the walls, accompanied by a caption about evading law enforcement

10. A new species being cooked:

Melted dough spilling through oven rack; caption reads, "Not sure what my wife is trying to make."

11. A wife's ire:

Stacked tins of herring fillets fill a pantry closet, posted with a humorous caption about a spouse's reaction

12. This year's hottest haircut:

Person with slicked-back hair showing a grown-out throat beard, seeking advice online

13. A strange, curious beast:

A toad on a brick patio with a Reddit post asking if it's dangerous to dogs and children

14. A joyous celebration:

Hairless cat with glowing eyes and raised paw looks angry; hand is in the foreground. Caption jokes about the cat not being happy about turning 5

15. A well-balanced meal:

Glass container with garlic, blueberries, candy, rice, and a pill, labeled "Current daily work lunchbox due to pregnancy cravings."

16. A pressing question:

Reddit post from r/Paranormal asks how to defeat a demon, with an edit stating determination and frustration

17. The most exquisite photo:

Duck standing in clear water among rocks, with humorous caption above

18. A dispatch from r/Lies:

Distorted cat photo, captioned: "I found a snake," resembling a snake due to image warp

19. The perfect thing to say:

A social media post asking for help due to feeling scared and lonely, with a playful ghost-themed reply

20. How to stick it to the man:

Image of a Reddit post with a table of foraged greens, suggesting not to believe food only comes from grocery stores

21. Meal prep ideas:

Crockpot with packaged ham from 2003 cooked in cream of mushroom soup and vegetables

22. The most important room in the house:

Room with a patterned armchair, ceiling fan, and cheetah artwork. Minimalist decor

23. True squirrel hatred:

A humorous meme showing a squirrel on a rock, captioned about it disrupting a view of Yosemite Valley

24. A question asked and answered:

Reddit post asks about a song from cowboy duels. Answer: "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme, composed by Ennio Morricone

25. A dispatch from r/Stims:

View of a car parked near houses; user humorously describes hiding from it, mistaking it for a police car

26. A fair assessment:

A Reddit post shows an image of Saturn with a negative caption about it

27. Engineering miracles:

Person holding a piece of salami used as a makeshift smoking tool, as posted on a social media community

28. The perfect car:

Car interior with leather seats designed to resemble Rawlings baseball gloves in a Toyota Tundra

29. And, finally, the most pleasant thing you'll see all day:

Cat snug under a blanket with a small monkey toy beside it. Text above says, "He can't sleep without his monkey."

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