I'm a Southern California-based writer on the Lifestyle team who likes to try and rank viral foods and read and recommend awesome books. When I'm not reviewing anything, I cover everything from generational topics and home content to trending news and politics.
In 2021, I published my first poetry book, "Love Letters To My Dead Flowers," and you can find more of my creative writing on Instagram.
In my free time, I like to lie down in bed and ponder, play Fortnite (I bring nothing to the squad but vibes and meds), and rewatch my comfort shows.
"She doesn't know how to do many adult life stuff because she has this 'damsel in distress' effect on people who scramble to do stuff for her if she mentions not knowing how to do it."
Save room for dessert!
"Almost nothing happens, but you are on the payroll of a billionaire in case something happens."
"Lobster used to be 'the cockroach of the sea.'"
"Basically, I was a mid-20-year-old with great pay and no bills. I loved that job and not having student debt!"
"When he said he was married, but that it was okay because I was just a fling. 🙄"
"The closest grocery store is 22 miles one way. The closest decent restaurant is 25 miles away..."
Started spring off with a robbery of a cashless bank, my first-ever fanfic, Magesmiths, a Telmarine prince, finding a serial killer, astrophage, and finding ANOTHER serial killer...
"My agency pays less today than what it paid 15 years ago, and for a lot more work, which basically consists of deleting the AI's crappy output..."
"My agency pays less today than what it paid 15 years ago, and for a lot more work, which basically consists of deleting the AI's crappy output..."
"I've never seen the world like this before. This political situation is not similar to any past America I've ever seen."
"Reds glorify their ignorance while Blues weaponize their money and status over people they say they'll support but don't."
"The mom got so upset at me for not wiping her daughter that I was fired the next day."
"There was an ashtray in the armrest of every seat on an airplane!"
"Before I could even say hello, she spent 15 minutes rearranging the table, the candles, and even my drink to get the 'perfect' photo for her story. She then spent the next 10 minutes editing it in total silence."
"Ever since then, when my gut tells me to do something that seemingly comes out of nowhere, I do it. Who knows how many times it's saved my life."
"People who say 'God bless you' probably mean well, but just because something is traditional doesn't mean we need to keep it."
"I pray you're never in this situation, but hopefully it helps."
"He was scared that I might do it first, so he did it first."