I'm sure by now you're well aware that there's been something going on with the president's hands over the past year.
From this picture in August 2025...
To this one, from earlier this month.
And most recently, the bruises appeared to have migrated to both hands, too.
But it looks like President Trump isn't the only one in the administration whose hands we might want to keep an eye on. Yesterday, the president held an event where he announced that TrumpRx, a website that directs Americans to opportunities to purchase discounted drugs, would be making more generic medications accessible.
And this photo from the presser is going viral. (Yes, that's Trump on the right!)
Sorry, but it's time for us to take a closer look here.
First, let's brighten this thing up a bit. ENHANCE.
Now, let's start with old faithful. Here's President Trump's hand from yesterday:
This reminds me of when you write in marker on a piece of paper and can see it showing through on the other side.
Except the paper is, like, really shiny for some reason.
Moving on...our new challenger has arrived! What do we have here?
YEOWZA. Can anybody get this guy a hand makeup artist?
Is...is this from...shaking lots of hands??? (Also: Any guesses as to whose paw this might be?)
Get those guesses in now!
If you chose RFK Jr., you're right!
Obviously, people had a LOT to say about the most recent gathering of the Purple Hand Club™. Journalist Aaron Rupar said, "Trump's hand is looking nastier than ever."
"Is it contagious? WTF is up with RFK's hand?" asked one person.
"Like fresh hamburger meat and old hamburger meat side by side," said another.
"Is everyone in the White House a rotting corpse?"
"That looks downright necrotic."
"This administration is basically just the Night King and his army of the undead ..."
"Are they all decomposing or something..."
And finally, this person kinda summed it up with this GIF of a terrified Scoob & Shaggy:

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