These 101 Hilarious Examples Of Mild Vandalism Are So Tiny They're Actually Genius
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"We're looking for someone who already knows our internal tools."
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's...the joke that flew over your head."

Imagine HOLDING THE BRIDESMAID DRESSES HOSTAGE.
Nemo? You look a little different than I remember...
"When I was leaving for Basic Training, my sister was dating an old friend of mine named George. After basic and tech school, I came back to find out that George had married my mom while I was away."
"The deadline that President Trump has set, 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization...How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"
"Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue." Okay then!
"Someone told me my shower wall looks like 'a sword fight,' but I have no idea what they're talking about!""
"No verbal 'happy birthdays' this year. I'll only accept them in cash."
"It's an actual rabbit hole to go down, how awful and evil of a person he is."
"Someone told me my shower wall looks like 'a sword fight,' but I have no idea what they're talking about!""
"The detectives high-fived each other when we told them he'd been shot and that it was definitely homicide."
Utah isn't *just* for Mormons...but it is a LOT of Mormons.
"When I was leaving for Basic Training, my sister was dating an old friend of mine named George. After basic and tech school, I came back to find out that George had married my mom while I was away."
So, SO many celebrities have killed people while drunk driving.
Yep, that's a PREGNANT WOMAN in a cigarette ad.
"I bet my left testicle that Apple will not put USB-C in iPhones. Ever."
BRB, deciding between moving to South Korea or Japan.