Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr., got married to Bettina Anderson in the Bahamas on Saturday.
If you remember, Trump said he couldn't make it because he had a "thing called Iran."
He said, and I quote, "I'm gonna try and make it. I'm in the midst, I said, 'You know, this is not good timing for me.' There's a thing called Iran and other things."
Well, now we know what he had to do!
Turns out, he had a buttload of things to post on Truth Social.
1. First of all, he posted a chart claiming the Dow Jones hit 50,702+ from 1960 to 2026.
2. He shared a seemingly AI-generated or heavily edited picture of himself being cheered on by a crowd holding Chinese and American flags:
3. He also found the time to invent a new nickname ("Sleazebag Ro Khanna") and post this picture of the Congressman holding a sheep and piles of money:
4. Then there was a picture of Iran covered in an American flag, labeled "United States of the Middle East?"
5. We also got a picture of him tenderly shaking hands with the Chinese president:
6. He took the time out of his busy day to post this bizarre image of a giant Trump superimposed over Greenland with the caption, "Hello, Greenland!"
7. He shared a random article from the Washington Examiner about Americans' love affair with road trips:
8. He pleaded for the passage of the SAVE America act:
9. He apparently got a little sappy, not about his son's wedding, but about Hulk Hogan's passing, posting a photo and captioning it, "We all miss the Huckster!" (Excuse the typo, people! He was emotional.)
10. He made three separate posts celebrating a fountain he fixed in DC.
11. He posted a random infographic claiming that TikToks about him have hit 400 billion all-time views:
12. There's this article about Trump's "fixation on heaven" being good for America:
13. He made two posts about the Palm Beach airport being named after himself:
14. Another post was about a pro golfer loving one of his golf courses:
15. He posted a critique of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris's political campaigns, ummm, almost two years after the election happened.
16. And finally, he posted about a phone call he had with Middle Eastern world leaders claiming the Strait of Hormuz would be opened soon.
Riiiiight.
For his part, Ro Khanna posted a response to Trump's weird AI picture of him with the caption: "Congratulations on your wedding @DonaldJTrumpJr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work."
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