Another day, another photo of the president's hair that makes it more and more difficult to understand just what, exactly, is going on up there.
This week, President Trump gave the commencement address at the US Coast Guard Academy.
On his way back, Air Force One landed at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, and the president stopped to answer questions from reporters.
And of course, one of the angles from this event is going viral (and it's shockingly not this one).
Without further ado, here ya go:
Let's jump right in.
It's looking very mullet-adjacent: flat in the front, damp in the back.
The hair in the front, though — where is it coming from, and where is it going?
This reminds me of when you sit on a patch of clover and get up, and it's all smashed.
Okay, that's close enough. Yeesh.
Also, the back half, though.
Why so moist?
All right. *Shivers* That's enough of that.
Folks online were quick to respond to a viral post sharing a similar image. "Is this photoshopped?" one person asked. (It is not.)
"What's going on here?" asked another.
"crazy how he's just Wario Joe Biden now."
"type of photo angle where your wife gets all huffy and makes you take 30 more."
"this is what the hair looks like in a movie when they find a 4 week corpse."
And finally, this optimistic take... "He would look like a fairly normal older man if he stopped trying to do whatever that thing he does with his hair."
Now, if you made it this far, here's a bonus pic of Trump's hand from that same event for your trouble.

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