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“He’s Just Wario Joe Biden Now”: Trump’s Hair Looks Positively UNHINGED In This New Photo, And The Internet Is Having A Ball

Can someone educated in the hair sciences please explain this phenomenon?

Another day, another photo of the president's hair that makes it more and more difficult to understand just what, exactly, is going on up there.

Donald Trump on stage, seen from behind, gesturing to hair. Background includes indistinct signage and architecture. Associated with event presentation

This week, President Trump gave the commencement address at the US Coast Guard Academy.

Donald Trump at a podium with U.S. flags and patriotic decorations, gesturing widely, delivering a speech behind glass

On his way back, Air Force One landed at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, and the president stopped to answer questions from reporters.

Donald Trump in a suit speaks to the press outdoors, surrounded by microphones and photographers

And of course, one of the angles from this event is going viral (and it's shockingly not this one).

Donald Trump in a suit gestures while surrounded by microphones outdoors, suggesting a press event

Without further ado, here ya go:

Profile of Donald Trump with a serious expression, wearing a formal suit. Hair is wind-swept. The background is neutral

Let's jump right in.

It's looking very mullet-adjacent: flat in the front, damp in the back.

Close-up of Donald Trump in profile, hair is messy

The hair in the front, though — where is it coming from, and where is it going?

Close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile

This reminds me of when you sit on a patch of clover and get up, and it's all smashed.

Closer close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile

Okay, that's close enough. Yeesh.

Even closer close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile

Also, the back half, though.

Close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile

Why so moist?

Closer close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile, the back half this time

All right. *Shivers* That's enough of that.

Even closer close-up of Donald Trump's hair in profile

Folks online were quick to respond to a viral post sharing a similar image. "Is this photoshopped?" one person asked. (It is not.)

Tweet by Veesh26 questioning if an image is photoshopped, with a verified badge next to the name

"What's going on here?" asked another.

Profile image of a suited individual with text: "Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian What's going on here?"

"crazy how he's just Wario Joe Biden now."

Tweet joking about someone being "Wario Joe Biden."

"type of photo angle where your wife gets all huffy and makes you take 30 more."

Tweet by user: "type of photo angle where your wife gets all huffy and makes you take 30 more"

"this is what the hair looks like in a movie when they find a 4 week corpse."

Tweet by @anabaticwind: "this is what the hair looks like in a movie when they find a 4 week corpse"

And finally, this optimistic take... "He would look like a fairly normal older man if he stopped trying to do whatever that thing he does with his hair."

Tweet by Tom Nichols commenting humorously about a man's hairstyle

Now, if you made it this far, here's a bonus pic of Trump's hand from that same event for your trouble.

Close-up of Donald Trump's hand near his pocket, showcasing intricate skin details (makeup and swelling) and a neatly tailored suit sleeve

Thoughts on the current state of the 'do? Let us know in the comments.

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